For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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