It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
NoShamevember. You game?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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