will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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