i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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