Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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