I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Quick, to the slutcave!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
