we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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