The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
