i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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