Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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