ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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