yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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