I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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