My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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