He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Shame is for Republicans.
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