If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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