So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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