whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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