remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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