how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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