Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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