Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
