I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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