i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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