I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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