oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im holly from the hills drunk
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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