Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My underwear smells like fireworks.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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