i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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