Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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