would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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