He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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