Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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