It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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