love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
