My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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