well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
your like the ambassador to my penis.
you had me at cake vodka
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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