i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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