i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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