Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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