I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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