okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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