I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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