Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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