You really coming over, don't trick.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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