Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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