nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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