Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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