This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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