It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How are you getting in?
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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