margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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