It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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