If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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