can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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