Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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