I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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